August 2012
“You are terrifying and strange and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how...”
– Warsan Shire (via alecshao)
“You are cold because you are alone: no contact strikes the fire from you that is...”
– Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre (via her0inchic)
“Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look...”
– (via recklessasylum)
“Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.”
– George Orwell, 1984 (via wldlve)
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
3 tags
Cosmo sex tip #254
cosmo-sex-tips:
In the middle of sex, say ” Long live the king” then push him off the bed.
dontworrybekarl:
im so hip im practically a pelvis
2 tags
i never get creepy anon messages what am i doing wrong
3 tags
5 tags
tom-sits-like-a-whore:
So, I walk into my 6 year old little brother’s room, and he’s sitting on the floor with a huge pile of books around him. He’s systematically picking one up, sniffing it, and then putting it down and grabbing another. I ask him what he’s doing and he says “I’m smelling my books. They smell good. I really like them.”
He’s learned well.
cholazard:
i like you do you like me
kiss me if yes
recite the bible in slovakian if no
“And the only thing people regret is that they didn’t live boldly enough, that...”
– Ted Hughes (via her0inchic)
wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA
