June 2012
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Forever... Forever Reblog.
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May 2012
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god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
“Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.”
– Robert Brault (via creatingaquietmind)
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
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I Want My Molly Back
myunnoscarf:
jo-nah:
ohmigosh
this is so beautiful okay
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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alice-smalley asked: Hello :) I noticed you liked one of my photos, it would be amazing if you could follow me or reblog a few things to try and help me promote myself :) thanks so much if you take the time to help me out :) x
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