May 2013
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
“I wanted to be missed, like water, like bread, like air, by all other people in...”
– Jean-Paul Sartre (via hellanne)
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(via scienceinprogress)
terezi-owns2:
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
editorialhedgehog:
brainlessandbackwards:
brainlessandbackwards:
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
“Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there’. I don’t know...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via conducives)
When you eat something really delicious for the...
phdinsweetassrock:
in the NHL we don’t say “i love you”. instead we say “ovechkin crosby five canadian teams Chelsea Dagger upper body injury” which roughly translates into “i have no real teeth” which i think is beautiful.
lonelywhiteasian:
my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
drarna:
i will never forgive you for party rocking
“The problem of the art student… is threefold: he (sic) has opted out of the...”
– Charles Madge and Barbara Weinberger, Art Students Observed, 1973, based on their research at Coventry Art School — as recommended by members of Art & Language, one of whom was teaching at Coventry at the time. (via grupaok)
“You get mixed messages because I have mixed feelings.”
– Sarah Kane (via her0inchic)
pilcachu:
never trust an atom
they make up everything
